(You'll find your soul is a small price to pay)
I'll furnish you with 6,660,000 bytes of webspace for free. This includes the absolute absence of support and an insignificant amount of traffic.
Your own satanclaus.com e-mail address! Hey... how awesome is that?
By using Satan Claus you're helping me conquer the world. Let's get real... did you take a look at the world ? It's about time I came to power.
(I know, I am amazing)
I value openness and transparancy. My customers enthusiastically share their experiences with Satan Claus, and this lovely gentleman is a shining example. His experience with my customer service is typical for what you can expect when you sign up for an account, and I am damn proud of it!
I am humbled by the privilege of counting churches to my clientelle. I accept customers from all walks of life, including followers of Jeebus. Look at what this preacher has to say about me.
Sometimes the name Satan Claus confuses my customers. Long since the recording of this video I've convinced the author to join the dark side, and while this is technically not a review it /is/ an interesting video for those that are struggling with the same question.
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