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"If Satan wasn't around, churches would go out of business."

- Marilyn Manson

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Our Customer Service

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Religion and Satan Claus

I am humbled by the privilege of counting churches to my clientelle. I accept customers from all walks of life, including followers of Jeebus. Look at what this preacher has to say about me.

What is Satan Claus ?

Sometimes the name Satan Claus confuses my customers. Long since the recording of this video I've convinced the author to join the dark side, and while this is technically not a review it /is/ an interesting video for those that are struggling with the same question.

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